Me and an ex-girlfriend visited England. She entered the hotel to take care of the reservation while I paid for the taxi. While I was going into the hotel she stopped me and said we were leaving. I asked her why, she said ” the guy at the desk told me that I was 140 pounds at that if I would get the mini-fridge that I would be 150 pounds”.
My wife and I were laying in bed one night and she said that right now, I was the most handsome man she ever saw, so I turned on the lights so I can look in her eyes and she said, aahhhh, you ruined it.
Wow! What a wonderful day. In recapping of some of today’s events, I get the joyous opportunity to say that all is going well, at least in the family department. Kids will soon be reunited with their parents and the President has graciously decided to re-look at his immigration stance. I know that some people will look for the smallest opportunity to find fault in it but I am ecstatic to see that he has some new advisers, the First Lady, and maybe has decided to get rid or at least seek a second opinion on whichever adviser handed him the option of separating families. I don’t envy the President, as his job is by far one of the most difficult jobs on this planet and that goes for all previous presidents.
The Winners;
First Lady Mrs. Trump – Regardless of whatever jacket she was wearing, the focus was on her intent to make sure that these people were handled with care and love. I know some people will seize on the opportunity to find fault in the situation, I just can’t. Thank you Mrs. Trump, I wish I could tweet it but I don’t have twitter.
Media Outlets – In a previous article I mentioned the importance of newspapers and media. When they all get together, as they did, they are an extremely potent and powerful force. I say thank you to them for the professionalism and wonderful job they did covering the story and the positive outcome it has created.
The immigrating families – I wish you the best and I hope that all your dreams come true. Being torn away from your family is by far the worst thing someone can endure. My prayers are with you.
American people – To all you that raised a voice and made it sound like a bellow from the Gods. You should be proud of yourselfs
The President – Deciding to change course is only wrong when it makes us weaker. Some might still deride you but I think it takes courage to reassess a plan and decide that it must be improved on.
The House and Senate – Thank you lawmakers for trying to expedite a reasonable settlement. To those that raised their voice and let their grievances be known, I say 2 to 6 more years for courage is what is needed. (Where applicable)
The Losers:
To all you ingrates that think that it was alright to keep this going the way it was. I don’t even wish that on you. Grow a heart and have some decency. I also say, glad you lost.
Sometimes people can’t take no for an answer. They feel like they know what’s best for you and that you are to feeble minded to know what the problem is. You know people like that. These people try to force their views on you and trying to force your views on someone is like forcing a suppository, shit just won’t come out right.
Lil’ Suzie walked into the bathroom while her dad was urinating and pointed to her dad’s penis and asked her dad, “what’s that?” Dad quickly zipped up and said “It’s a banana”. Later on Lil’ Suzie was taking a shower with her mother and noticed the hair on her mom’s vagina and asked her mom, “What’s that?” Mom answered “It’s a gorilla”. Mom and dad talked about what happened and they both laughed. The next day Lil’ Suzie was sitting outside on the porch playing with her dolls when her dad comes home early from work and asked Suzie why she was outside by herself. Suzie replied “I was inside and walked into
mommy’s room where uncle Billy was feeding his banana to mommy’s gorilla and mommy screamed at me so I came outside”.
“A baby is the smartest person in the world”
-A baby craps on himself and a beautiful woman makes funny noises and funny faces as she wipes his behind
-You crap on yourself and you are just an idiot that crapped on himself
– A baby pees on himself and he gets a smile from a beautiful woman with a knowing wink
-You pee on yourself and you have to sleep in the tub and get yelled at by a beautiful woman for drinking all the whiskey
-A baby sleeps all day and a beautiful woman says how adorable
-You sleep all day and a beautiful woman tosses cold water on you and calls you a bum
-A baby starts crying and he gets a boob in the mouth
-You start crying and your best friend gets her boob in his mouth
Too many people try to hard to be something special. What’s wrong with being Common. Common, the common man with the common love for the common good in a common race, the human race, sharing common ideas, all that make common sense and bringing happiness to the commonwealth while enjoying our common right to be. Common. Something that we all share. Something that we all have in common. From a common writer and proud of it.
When I write, I lose myself, the world becomes a blur, life around me seizes to exist, my desire to communicate the written word becomes insatiable, I’m somebody else, my mind erupts with ways to reach out, I’m transformed, I’m alive, I’m free, I’m happy, there is no past, there is no future, there’s ecstasy, where’s my ecstasy, I think someone stole my god damn ecstasy.
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