Blaise Pascal

I believe in God but I don’t think it’s a requirement to do so to get into heaven. My belief is that God judges you on your actions not on your doubts. If you lived a good life and did the right thing all your life, then you obviously believe in something, i.e. morals, integrity, decency, virtue, honor, righteousness. God by any other name is still God, I think God will have a place for you in his giant toga party. I believe you could have gone to church all your life and if you were an asshole and did bad things that you knew were only meant to harm and for vengeance, then God will ask you the tough questions. And don’t say it was my job, I don’t think it will work for the Nazi’s and I’m pretty sure it won’t work for you.

In The End…… you should probably know where the end is…….




Someone once asked who do you think you are?

I am nobody. I am a father to my son and a husband to my wife.

Beyond that I am nobody and perfectly happy being it.

It’s when you become somebody that people like to try and tear you down.

I can’t wait to be nobody again.


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God works in mysterious ways. He knows who you are going to be before you are. That’s why when God realizes that you are going to be a dick to women because of some perceived flaw of how you see beauty, he says to himself, since you are going be a walking dick, no need to waste my time and give you one. So any time you see or hear a man poking fun of a woman for some perceived defect that only he can see, it’s because God made him a no dick wonder that has to pee sitting down or he would paint the back of the toilet with his urine because he just can’t point his junk downward. Amen.