The first step to apologizing is admitting what you did wrong.

When asked, after making another gaffe, if he still had what it takes to be President

“If you don’t think so, then don’t vote for me.”

That is the most honest answer I ever heard. Tremendous amount of respect.

Not every great idea has to be yours, it just has to be implemented. That’s the difference between a leader and a Great Leader.

The way to combat rudeness is with politeness, hostility with hospitality, anger with kindness, stubbornness with amenability, ignorance with common sense, hatred with love and absolute injustice with unwavering determination to do the right thing.

 

God works in mysterious ways. He knows who you are going to be before you are. That’s why when God realizes that you are going to be a dick to women because of some perceived flaw of how you see beauty, he says to himself, since you are going be a walking dick, no need to waste my time and give you one. So any time you see or hear a man poking fun of a woman for some perceived defect that only he can see, it’s because God made him a no dick wonder that has to pee sitting down or he would paint the back of the toilet with his urine because he just can’t point his junk downward. Amen.

Life is simple, if you start life taking it easy, it ends up hard, if you start life by putting in the hard work, then it ends up easy.

Nothing that is worth while is easy and nothing that is easy is worth while.

I have a court case in federal court that is going to determine if I keep my home or not. If I lose I’ll be homeless again. My plan is to buy a guitar and sing for money outside the court if I lose. I’m going to have two plates…..Just letting the court know how good I am.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Update: I lost. That seems to have emboldened the crazies. Well, I already bought the guitar. All I know how to play right now is Amazing Grace. Just two verses. I have no problem with the decision, if all three courts agreed then it must be the right decision.

 

We all die, that’s inevitable. It’s what you do while you are living that matters.