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Republicans Argue D.C. Statehood Slippery Slope To District One Day Becoming Own Planet:Reported by the ONION

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WASHINGTON—Speaking out against H.R. 51, which has now cleared the House and made its way to the Senate, congressional Republicans argued Friday that granting Washington, D.C. statehood would be a slippery slope to the District one day becoming its own planet. “If the tiny District of Columbia is admitted as the 51st state, what’s to stop it from going on to ask for recognition as a sovereign country, continent, or planetary body?” Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) said in an impassioned plea to senators, warning them to stop the bill or risk emboldening D.C. to slowly grow more spherical and, before long, call for its release from Earth’s gravitational pull. “Sure, we could give in to the District’s demands for representation in Congress, but pretty soon it will expect its own orbital path around the sun—a blatant power grab for Democrats that would throw off the balance of the whole solar system. It was just a few years ago that we acknowledged Pluto wasn’t big enough to be a planet. Do we now want to grant that status to a town of less than 70 square miles? Please.” Mace went on to add that if Democrats succeeded in passing H.R. 51, there would be nothing left to stop California from spiraling into its own liberal galaxy.

LOL… I think it’s a great idea for it to become a state. I think LA and NYC should do the same. It’s not about politics but about representation.

SHARED NEWS: 20 HAPPIEST COUNTRIES

Revealed: The 20 happiest countries in the world for 2021

Michael YardneyMon, 19 April 2021, 5:00 pm·4-min read

Do you live in the world's happiest country? Source: Getty
Do you live in the world’s happiest country? Source: Getty

The global pandemic and economic turmoil has caused 12 solid months of lockdowns, uncertainty, job losses and even death, but an annual report on global happiness suggests that while anxiety and fear are at an all-time high, the pandemic hasn’t dampened spirits.

The recently released 2021 World Happiness Report shows that while there has been a huge disruption to the daily lives of nearly everyone around the world amid Covid-19, there has been a surprising resilience in how people rate their lives overall.

It even surprised the editors of the report that amidst global hardship, self-reported life satisfaction across 95 countries on average remained steady throughout 2021.

The World Happiness Report for 2021 focuses on the effects of Covid-19 and how people all over the world have fared.

The report aimed to not only focus on the side effects of the pandemic on the quality and structure of people’s lives but also evaluate how governments worldwide reacted and dealt with the pandemic.

Where does Australia place?

Australia held its place as the 12th happiest country in the world for the second year running.

Ok so Australia isn’t at the top of the list, but considering the fall out of the past 12 months, we should be proud of the stability that our economy and our leaders have provided throughout the pandemic.

Australia, like New Zealand, is one of the few countries around the world which has managed to keep Covid-19 infections low, re-open the economy without major second waves and begin a recovery process.

All of this has had a significant impact on the happiness of Australia’s citizens.

Australians have a lot to be grateful for.

I certainly still think we are lucky that we live in the best country in the world at the best time in history.

“The evidence shows that people’s morale improves when the government acts,” says the report’s editors.

World’s happiest countries 2021

For the fourth year running, Finland has come out on top in the annual list powered by data from the Gallup World Poll, with Iceland, Denmark, Switzerland, and the Netherlands following in second, third, fourth and fifth position respectively.

The United States, which was ranked 13 five years ago, slipped from 18th to 19th place.

Meanwhile, the United Kingdom fell from the 13th position to 18th.

“We need urgently to learn from Covid-19,” said report co-editor Jeffrey Sachs, professor and director of the Center for Sustainable Development at Columbia University.

“The pandemic reminds us of our global environmental threats, the urgent need to cooperate, and the difficulties of achieving cooperation in each country and globally.”

The top 20 happiest countries in the world

  1. Finland
  2. Iceland
  3. Denmark
  4. Switzerland
  5. Netherlands
  6. Sweden
  7. Germany
  8. Norway
  9. New Zealand
  10. Austria
  11. Israel
  12. Australia
  13. Ireland
  14. United States
  15. Canada
  16. Czech Republic
  17. Belgium
  18. United Kingdom
  19. China
  20. France

Why do the Nordic countries always rate so high?

It seems a raft of Europe’s Nordic countries continue to rank highly even throughout the past 12 months.

For the fourth year in a row, Finland has been named as the happiest country in the world, followed by Denmark, Switzerland, Iceland and the Netherlands.

While I would originally question the appeal of living in just a cold country (there must be something I don’t understand), it doesn’t seem to be a coincidence.

In fact, Nordic countries historically rank so highly on the happiness report because of the support their governments give them.

Free healthcare, free education, low crime rates, extended parental and annual leave compared to the rest of the world, are just a few highlights of living in these countries.

For example, new parents in Sweden are entitled to 480 days of leave at 80 per cent of their normal pay.

The Nordic have absolutely hit the nail on the head when it comes to work-life balance, which happens to be one of the key contributors for happiness.

The unhappiest countries in the world

Besides the happiest countries in the world, the Happiness Report also looked at the places where people are the most miserable.

And there were some common themes.

Most are located in underdeveloped countries which have experienced war, armed conflict, political instability or natural catastrophes.

This year, the lowest-scoring country in the World Happiness Report is Afghanistan.

Afghanistan’s low life expectancy rate, paired with low gross domestic product rates per capita are the key reasons for its low ranking.

Zimbabwe comes in as the country with the second lowest rank for happiness across the world.

Zimbabwe is experiencing its worst economic crisis in a decade and Crisis in Zimbabwe Coalition said the report showed that the people were unhappy with the country’s economic direction.

Rwanda, Botswana and Lesotho round out the remainder of the list of the world’s five most unhappy countries.

The bottom 10 most unhappy countries in the world

  1. Afghanistan
  2. Zimbabwe
  3. Rwanda
  4. Botswana
  5. Lesotho
  6. Malawi
  7. Haiti
  8. Tanzania
  9. Yemen
  10. Burundi

Michael Yardney is a director of Metropole Property Strategists, which creates wealth for its clients through independent, unbiased property advice and advocacy. He is a best-selling author, one of Australia’s leading experts in wealth creation through property and writes the Property Update blog.

LOL…. This is a great article. There is an error in this article. If you re-read the article and spot it, you are a good reader. I’ll let you re-read the article and see if you can spot it. Ready… here’s the reveal…. In the article it says that the U.S. fell from 18 to 19 while the list has the U.S. at 14. Either way, out of all 197 countries that China and the U.S. make the top 20 seems like that they paid to be on the list, at least this last year anyway. I mean how bad can all the countries be that we made this list this year. I’m not saying that we can’t be on that list other years but this seems to be a perspective not held by many until I read his bio. Then I got, it’s just asking about the pandemic, which with everything that happened besides the pandemic, most people put that lower on the list. China just imprisoned over 4 million people for ethnic cleansing and the U.S. decided to overthrow their capitol and had some major riots that haven’t been that bad since the 60’s, so right now is probably not the best time to make this list because it makes you think wtf could be happening in all other countries.

DO YOU THINK BLACK HOLES WERE USED TO SEND RADIO MESSAGES TO THE PAST?

So imagine that the theory of relativity was correct and that a black hole was maybe a time warp of space and matter allowing time to be bent and overlapped on itself. No human could survive the trip but what if we could send radio waves with messages that are in tune with brain waves? Do you think that’s how Einstein thought of his theory or how Da Vinci thought of helicopters way back when or how Newton thought of his principles? And if so why didn’t they send the formula for Nutella back, what’s wrong with these people?