I used own a cafe and had a customer that would come in and ask for free stuff, I would tell him that everything is free tomorrow and was free yesterday but today, everything was full price, so he bought a coffee and said he would come back tomorrow. The next day he came by and asked is everything still free today, and I told him no, that’s tomorrow and yesterday, today it’s full price. He just looked at me and said I was here yesterday. No you were here today. He gave me a stare, bought a coffee and left. He came the next day, came up to me and said… yesterday, you told me everything is free today. I told him no, I said everything is free tomorrow and yesterday, and that was our policy, tomorrow and yesterday is always free for everyone but today, you pay full price.



With the coronavirus on full attack, their is a long list of things that we are in need of. The problem is most of those things are made in different countries. With the long list of made not in the USA of products, which in a global community seems fine, but when a virus upends our lives, and the simple things become like gold, like toilet paper, and the borders are closed, we have to go to the old way of doing stuff, and some of those leaves are hard to reach. I guess what I’m saying is, we should find a way to eliminate the greed of these big companies and bring some back home so China, who makes everything we use, including the virus (probably not), doesn’t have us by the wet wipes or the clorox wipes. I mean it’s great that Clorox is HQ’ed in California, but all their products are made somewhere else, actually their made next door to the HQ, maybe not the best example, but you know what I mean.



Several months into the pandemic and scientists come out with alcohol and sunlight. So what they’re saying is become an alcoholic and sleep in a tanning bed. This might hurt recovery a little bit. Did they test nicotine and heroin yet to see if it kills the virus. Maybe we can restart the tide pod challenge.

All kidding aside, I appreciate their efforts but we can still poke a little fun at them. Even the President made light of their recommendations.

But just in case, I am ordering my Everclear and seeing if I fit in my microwave.

(This is satire and don’t drink clorox as a remedy, it might not kill the virus but it will definitely kill you and then you are going to go to the afterlife and get everyone else infected) 😉 ……..