UFO videos are footage of real ‘unidentified’ objects, US Navy acknowledges (FOX News)

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Some news sites are reporting that the Pentagon has said that UFOs are real but that they are not necessarily from outer space. That the objects are going hypersonic speeds and aren’t leaving a contrail or any heat signatures, no combustible engine. You know what that means, it means that they are green. Aliens are green and use sources other than fossil fuels. They’re all about saving the environment. ET is a tree hugger. He is all in for greenpeace. It can’t be nuclear, no heat signature, the only thing that makes sense is some type of cold fusion that uses water and since we are 75% water, that may be why the aliens like our planet. If that’s true, (it really probably isn’t) they can be the ones melting our polar ice caps (that’s absolutely not true) to have more fuel because they are probably like us, they depleted their fuel source, water, and are looking at our planet (this is all bullshit, don’t want people thinking I’m crazy) before they invade, from Mexico, dressed like Hispanics. Thank God we have a wall to stop those super fast flying UFOs that defy the laws of physics or we may be in trouble.

I will say though, a space force, does  make a little more sense given this report, I just want Aquaman in charge of it (Again, I’m fucking with you, Wonder Woman makes way more sense, her jet is freaking invisible).

What To Do When Your Child Faces A Bully

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My son used have problems with bullies, most children do, even the bully themselves sometimes have their own tormentors and that’s why they torment. I’m not here to talk about about the psychology of the bullies, I’m here to tell you how I handled the situation.

STEP 1

I gave my son guidelines on how to act in case of an attack by a bully. I told him to follow some common sense reasoning that would make sure that he would not get in trouble. I said if it gets to be too much, just walk away, laugh like it’s funny and walk away. If the bully gets frustrated and tries or does hit you, and it doesn’t leave you in fear for your safety, walk away and tell a teacher. If the bully wants to fight you and you tried to walk away and he has thrown multiple shots at you, then you must defend yourself.

STEP 2

I taught my son how to box and to do push ups, sit ups and planks. I bought him a heavy bag, gloves and used my old focus mitts and taught him the basics of boxing. To my surprise, he packed quite wallop with his right hand, so I taught how to strengthen his left hand and how to throw a left hook. I taught punches by numbers, 1 through 12, starting with a stiff jab to the nose or eye (#1) and ending with a bolo punch or modified uppercut to the midsection with that powerful right of his (#12). The funny thing is that boxing took to him like a fish takes to the water. He was a natural. He has good coordination, he now invents his own combinations, he can start with a jab and move to the right and hook downstairs and then hook upstairs with his left. What this did was take his mind of the bullying, he had to focus on what he was doing, and it instilled a confidence that only being good at a sport can do. The other funny thing is, he doesn’t like boxing. He likes computer games.

STEP 3

The name calling is what bothered him. So I started to call him fat (he isn’t, he’s actually really thin) and making fat jokes and started to throw yo mama jokes at him. He would laugh and he would hit me right back with the different fat and yo mama jokes. Now when he gets teased, he has an arsenal of yo mama and fat jokes to rely on and more importantly, it doesn’t bother him anymore. He laughs but he takes them as jokes, like if it was me and him playing the dirty dozens. He doesn’t get bullied hardly at all now, since he has his own jokes and I taught him how to laugh at himself and not to take things so seriously. This is Step 3 but in a line of defense against bullies, this is his step 1. This is his go to solution. But if things do get out of control, then I’m sure he will know to walk away and if things do become violent, I hope that his boxing kicks in. While I don’t want that, I would rather he be prepared for the worst and only experience the best than not be prepared at all.

The reason my son started to get bullied in the first place, only the “O”ld man knows…..

 

 

POLITICAL DRESS ATTIRE

Demo Debate 9 12 19

What the candidates wear is almost as important as what the candidates say. I can tell none wear off the rack. Tailored suits is a good idea. The men all dress in black, if they don’t get to be President maybe they can make cameos if there is another sequel to MIB. The women though, they have the luxury of mixing it up a little.

Sen. Klobuchar – I don’t know about that green color, Blue is the most popular color in the world.

Sen. Warren – Red is actually the second most popular color in the world and it works well

Sen. Harris – Went with a different color shirt but would like to see her in orange. I think she can pull it off. Orange is the new black or so they say.

REUSABLE BAGS

reusable bagsReusable grocery bags are used so you don’t use plastic bags. Plastic bags don’t decompose and stay intact and are harmful to the planet. I just ordered 3 reusable bags and used them for the first time and couldn’t believe how convenient they were. I had them in my cart, placed all the stuff in them and went to my car. I guess you don’t even have to pay when you use them. I can’t understand why more people don’t get them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m just kidding, I paid and they were extremely convenient and comfortable.