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murder kill

I got a phone call and the person told me that “after this is over, I’m going to murder you” and the next day I got another one and the person said “I’m going to kill you”. I’m pissed off, how can I plan my day if I haven’t a clue if their either going to murder me or kill me, make up your mind Mr. Homicidal maniac. Geesh, now which shoes am I suppose to wear?

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embarrassed

I was in court and this guy is seated next to me in handcuffs. The guy asks me what I did and I said that I accidentally ran over a pet that ran out into the street. He said man, that’s awful, then asked me if I was ashamed, I asked him what he was here for and he said that he was convicted of rape, child molesting and murder. I then said, am I ashamed in front of you, No.

You can’t feel the heat from a match next to a towering inferno.