God works in mysterious ways. He knows who you are going to be before you are. That’s why when God realizes that you are going to be a dick to women because of some perceived flaw of how you see beauty, he says to himself, since you are going be a walking dick, no need to waste my time and give you one. So any time you see or hear a man poking fun of a woman for some perceived defect that only he can see, it’s because God made him a no dick wonder that has to pee sitting down or he would paint the back of the toilet with his urine because he just can’t point his junk downward. Amen.