plus sized model
Plus sized model

God works in mysterious ways. He knows who you are going to be before you are. That’s why when God realizes that you are going to be a dick to women because of some perceived flaw of how you see beauty, he says to himself, since you are going be a walking dick, no need to waste my time and give you one. So any time you see or hear a man poking fun of a woman for some perceived defect that only he can see, it’s because God made him a no dick wonder that has to pee sitting down or he would paint the back of the toilet with his urine because he just can’t point his junk downward. Amen.