Letting the waves of the storm take you down isn’t an option.

You ever woke up in the morning and wondered wtf was last night about. That’s when tylenol and Folders become your best friend.

I got a phone call and the person told me that “after this is over, I’m going to murder you” and the next day I got another one and the person said “I’m going to kill you”. I’m pissed off, how can I plan my day if I haven’t a clue if their either going to murder me or kill me, make up your mind Mr. Homicidal maniac. Geesh, now which shoes am I suppose to wear?

I was in court and this guy is seated next to me in handcuffs. The guy asks me what I did and I said that I accidentally ran over a pet that ran out into the street. He said man, that’s awful, then asked me if I was ashamed, I asked him what he was here for and he said that he was convicted of rape, child molesting and murder. I then said, am I ashamed in front of you, No.

You can’t feel the heat from a match next to a towering inferno.

I asked Alexa to tell me a joke, she responded “do you have a mirror” and then shut down.

There is a zero-tolerance in this country for stupidity and illegal immigration. I’m fucked with both.

I was in court and this guy is seated next to me in handcuffs. The guy asks me what I did and I said that I accidentally ran over a pet that ran out into the street. He said man, that’s awful, then asked me if I was ashamed, I asked him what he was here for and he said that he was convicted of rape, child molesting and murder. I then said, am I ashamed in front of you, No.

You can’t feel the heat from a match next to a towering inferno.

We have all heard the paradoxical tale of the scorpion and the frog. The scorpion wants to get across the river and the frog at first refuses, worried that if he/she does that the scorpion will sting him/her. The scorpion reasons with the frog and convinces him/her that he/she won’t because if he/she did, then they would surely both die. The frog agrees and the scorpion stings him/her midway across the river. The reason he/she says is because it is in his/her nature. This is a tale of not to be like the frog, if a scorpion asks you to carry it across the river, tell the motherfucker to take an UBER across the bridge and then tell your friends “holy shit, I met a talking scorpion”.

The moral of the story is nature can’t help itself, what’s your excuse.

If your nature is integrity, then that’s what you will do and become;

If your nature is to do the right thing, then that’s what you will do and become;

If you nature is to create havoc, chaos and destruction; then I have a couple of addresses I would like you to visit.

Well there Mr. Magoo; you don’t seem to know what to do

Running from here to there; can’t find your place anywhere

Keep trying your best; I’m sure you’ll find a place to nest

Take your time, breathe and don’t worry; or things will only become more blurry

There is a trick to this game; it revolves around your name

So don’t fret or fear; everything will soon become clear

Stay calm and don’t lose your charity; care more and have less disparity

because if you lose your tranquil confidence; for that we have zero tolerance

I have failed many times but I only have to succeed once to get where I want to be.

No one worth mentioning has ever had an easy road to success. In my favorite sport, boxing, the fighters regarded the best or the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT), all have at least one loss on their record. That shows that they really tested themselves and came to best the opposition.

Boxing’s GOAT,

Walker Smith Jr
Robinson in 1947
Statistics
Nickname(s)	Sugar Ray
Weight(s)	Lightweight Welterweight Middleweight Light heavyweight
Height	5 ft 11 in (180 cm)
Reach	72 1⁄2 in (184 cm)
Nationality	American
Born	May 3, 1921 Ailey, Georgia, United States
Died	April 12, 1989 (aged 67) Los Angeles, California, United States
Stance	Orthodox
Boxing record
Total fights	200
Wins	173
Wins by KO	108
Losses	19
Draws	6
No contests	2

Sugar Ray Robinson (born Walker Smith Jr.; May 3, 1921 – April 12, 1989) was an American professional boxer who competed from 1940 to 1965. Widely considered the greatest pound-for-pound boxer of all time, Robinson’s performances in the welterweight and middleweight divisions prompted sportswriters to create “pound for pound” rankings, where they compared fighters regardless of weight. He was inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame in 1990.^] In 2002, Robinson was ranked number one on The Ring magazine’s list of “80 Best Fighters of the Last 80 Years”