I was in court and this guy is seated next to me in handcuffs. The guy asks me what I did and I said that I accidentally ran over a pet that ran out into the street. He said man, that’s awful, then asked me if I was ashamed, I asked him what he was here for and he said that he was convicted of rape, child molesting and murder. I then said, am I ashamed in front of you, No.

You can’t feel the heat from a match next to a towering inferno.