You know what’s funny, is the irony of the name of the Documentary. I can’t tell you how many times I have heard on CNN that Trump is no King and that there are no Kings in America and that this country has no Kings.

So what do they name their Documentary on the son of JFK, the revered and venerated late President that was murdered by some sociopath, the “American Prince”.

You can’t make this stuff up.

And yes, I watch CNN… they actually have some very neutral coverage.

I’m trying to print something out than this message pops up… Printer needs attention…. My first thought was “My wife built this”… And it just keeps blinking and saying… Printer needs attention… So, I start caressing it and holding it and telling it how special it is… still wouldn’t print anything out. So I started to pull down my pants when it said, I just need more paper.

I was always the smartest person in a room by myself…. then my dog wandered in and it created a conundrum.

A person asked me what I think about the crisis in the middle east with all the warring… I try to stay neutral so I generally say that I don’t know what to say about the insurrection. It’s a thinker….

They have this new thing where you call and an AI girlfriend answers. I thought this has to be a joke, so I try it.

The phone rings and an AI answers and sounds life like.

She says “Hi sweetie”

I say “what did you do with the remote”

She responds “you barely look at me anymore, all your interested in is your stupid fights” and she hangs up.

AI has really come a long way….. but it still can’t find the remote.

I think there is a disconnect between the previous generation and the new tik tok generation. I was watching an interaction between a 55 year old man and 28 year old man that turned violent, next thing I know the old man is punching the younger man and tells him that that he needs to get the hell out of Dodge. The younger man, trying to cover up, says he doesn’t have a Dodge, he drives a Toyota, the old man then looks at him and starts to punch harder and says it figures, a rice burner, the younger man looking even more confounded and curling up into a ball, says no, I don’t do rice, I’m on a Keto diet. The old man continues and tells the guy that he is barking up the wrong tree, the younger guy yells, I own a cat. The old man then yells, I’m going to put you in a pine overcoat, the younger guy, trying to run away, responds, I prefer hoodies.

I had a conversation with this smart lady and she gave some good advice

She said “When you have negative people in your life you need to excise them out of your life”…

She seemed baffled by my answer. I told her “yeah, but I don’t feel like going to the gym right now”

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The W is inverted

I joined the military back in 1990. I scored a 99 on my ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery exam), which meant I had my pick of any job I wanted except for one hiccup, I was a LAPR (this is going to be filled with anagrams, no, that’s not right, acronyms, Lawful Alien Permanent Resident). After telling me that I was assigned as an AFSC 5R0X1 (AFSC refers to the Air Force Specialty Code, in the Army it’s called an MOS) I said, what’s an 5R0X1 to which they said “congratulations, you’re a Chaplain’s Assistant”. I immediately worked out in my head that this would definitely be a damper on my social life, especially having to work on Sunday mornings, so I requested a change in specialty. They send me to the AFSC office and they immediately looked at my scores and said, you scored really well, what do you want to be… I said “I want to be a Fire Protection Specialist”. They said because I was a LAPR, look above, that I didn’t qualify. They told me that I could be a file clerk with the medical group or a cop, Security Forces. My first year at my permanent duty station, I was tasked with protecting and standing guard over Air Force One while the President was visiting Ohio. They told me that, because I wasn’t a citizen, I couldn’t put out fires but I could protect the most important Air Plane in this country. Maybe they figured I had experience on how people breach barriers and/or borders.

This is not a criticism of the Air Force, they have the best specialty training of all the armed forces. This is just how funny bureaucracy can be. The reason I wanted to be a Fire Specialist isn’t all that admirable, I heard that they had the most time off and got to work out a lot. I would have gotten to go and finish my college degree and gotten paid to stay fit. What can I say, I was young and the product of inner city schools. Didn’t really have any direction at the time.

I understand how that statement above reads and you’re going to get a lot of people with opinions. LAPR’s, please refer to above mentioned explanation, probably would have been quicker just to write it again, are mostly people too, I heard some are part donkey, but you are going to have some unscrupulous people opine that I shouldn’t have been allowed to guard the President’s plane, even though I was guarding numerous F-15’s, guarding entry to the base and was trained to protect the airbase from attack. LAPR’s do multiple tour’s of duty and died in combat for this country in every war this country has participated in. My point was LAPR’s should be allowed to stomp out fires or guard the base, but I understand not sharing classified information, but those AFSC’s don’t require a TS clearance, even though, if you check, the biggest espionage cases against this country has ever faced have all been committed by natural born citizens and not by naturalized citizens.