(If) Diddy done didit, Diddy done done

The one thing that can be said is that there is the same panic as in the Epstein case, there is a ton of it. You can cut the fear with a leather whip. Unlike Epstein, who somehow died in prison by hanging himself with just a toothbrush and a toothpick, that is some crazy MaCgyver stuff, Diddy will probably make it to court. What comes out is going to be interesting. But the one thing the Feds are good at is instilling fear and having people turn on themselves. This is going to get interesting if you aren’t one of the people encompassed in this mess. The…. SAD… thing is …. Diddy, if he is guilty of what they say, isn’t the worst of them. There is worse.

@ + neck + to bestow or express excessive love = Anecdote

I’m trying to print something out than this message pops up… Printer needs attention…. My first thought was “My wife built this”… And it just keeps blinking and saying… Printer needs attention… So, I start caressing it and holding it and telling it how special it is… still wouldn’t print anything out. So I started to pull down my pants when it said, I just need more paper.

LOMA v. KAMBO

IT WAS A GREAT FIGHT… A HELLUVA OF A FIGHT!!! Didn’t think much of it before but afterwards, this might be the fight of the year… so far. It was competitive, it was nonstop, it was a great match-up and it it was one really good fighter and one elite fighter, you just didn’t know who was who until it was all over. I know that they are going to say that Loma was the obvious elite fighter, but styles make fights and Kambosos, regardless of the haters, deserved a shot at the title and made an exciting fight.

CANELO v. MUNGUIA

While a lot of people think this is Saul “Canelo” Alvarez versus Golden Boy, it’s actually Canelo vs Jaime Munguia. Not that I wouldn’t have minded a prime Oscar De La Hoya fight versus a prime Saul Alvarez, but every time machine I invented to get these prime fights set up hasn’t worked (it’s just me trying to create an E=mc squared time warp, sounds cool right, but all I’m doing is turning the lights on and off really fast……. yep, still no time warp) so we would have to opine on who would win, I’m going to call it a draw, Canelo v DLH… not Canelo v. Munguia. The Alvarez vs Munguia fight is something else, there will definitely be a winner if it isn’t a draw. Who will win… well, that’s what this blarticle is all about.

Let’s start with the Champion and pound for pound (if this were England) the dollar for dollar… moolah making, Ben Franklin printing ($100), cabbage creating, cheddar chasing, brass bringing boxing king… Canelo Alvarez… pictured above forgetting he’s an orthodox fighter…. Canelo is undoubtedly the money man of boxing. There are few fights or fighters that are as lucrative as Canelo, if any. The only person that matches Canelo’s status as a must see fighter is Ryan Garcia (who did not cheat, I’m going to call BS on that, he just has to be careful about who he associates with) and Gervonta Davis… and that’s not with every fighter they face, like Canelo. Crawford and Inoue are good fighters but they just don’t have the drawing power of these other fighters. Now for the fight at hand…. Canelo, a sure shot hall of famer, will have his work cut out for him. To be honest, I would have bet the house on Canelo before Jaime started to train with Freddie Roach. I would have said that Canelo ko’s Munguia in 7, easy. But with Roach in the picture, it changes the equation. I say this fight went from an easy fight for Alvarez to a dangerous fight for Alvarez. For Alvarez to win, he can’t just do what he ordinarily does, because as sure as your mama hated you for having a big ass head when you were born, Freddie Roach is going to come up with a gameplan that has a lot of potential to succeed. Canelo is going to have to be a little trickier and goad the big fella into a firefight, then use his slight movements to make Munguia miss while countering him with big shots. Once Munguia starts to get wary of Canelo’s power…. he can then walk the taller fighter down and land at will. Once again, body shots are going to be key.

Now, for the undefeated challenger, who hails from Tijuana, Mexico. Jaime no nickname Munguia, pictured above in what seems to be AI footage of his head on someone else’s body, to be victorious, he first and foremost needs to listen to Freddie Roach’s instructions and follow the gameplan that was outlined for him. If the younger Munguia can follow the instructions of his corner, his chances of winning rise exponentially. I’m pretty sure that Freddie is going to tell Jaime to move laterally, so as not to let Alvarez set his feet, use a long jab, and when the opportunity presents itself, or even if it doesn’t, throw that hard right down the middle to keep the iron chinned Alvarez occupied. The knockout will most likely not come so down chase it, chase the the points, that’s most likely the outcome of this fight. I’m pretty sure that they might try to emulate Bivol.

It’s going to be a great fight. My prediction is that the Mexican guy will win. Good luck to both fighters both really good guys.

HANEY v. GARCIA

There is going to be electricity at the Barclay Center tomorrow on 4/20…. (2024). Devin “The Dream” Haney versus Ryan “King Ry” Garcia. Really quick, on a separate note, that fighters take on nicknames, like urban youth throwing up tags… mine was “epic”, is a little hilarious because this the only sport that formalizes those monikers or nicknames. But now back to the reason I’m writing this blarticle…. the fight between these young fighters is going to be pretty amazing, IF… and only if…. they are allowed to fight without outside interference. Lets hope that this will be the case, right. Fair fight on a fair night. That being said, the winner of this fight is easy to pick… it’s the one with the most points at the end of the night or the one that’s standing when it’s all over. The way I see it is, this fight can go either way with a 55% to 45% advantage to the person that is able to implement their game plan and not let the other person adjust.

Let’s start with Devin Haney (pictured above yelling at the mirror in constant professionalism as he practices to yell at Garcia) is the undefeated 140 pound Champion with a record of 31 wins with 15 big wins by curing insomnia. Haney’s biggest asset is his IQ and his mobility. His path to a win is to not let people chirp and forget about going for the KO. It will come if it comes. Haney’s specialty is quick shots and having his opponent walk into a big shot. Haney has to mix up his shots and do quick side steps and counters. If he goes at Garcia, he is going to run into something. Luckily for Haney, Garcia has two modes… fast and faster, which should play into his bag of tricks. Haney needs to keep that right hand at home when he isn’t using it and rely on his jab. Haney has a bad habit of leaving his right side exposed and he needs to definitely correct that for this fight.

The opponent, Ryan Garcia (pictured above seemingly readying himself for Haney by getting ready to headbutt a ram) is the uber (meaning very and not the taxi) talented fighter with a record of 24 wins with a sole defeat against a pound for pound lightweight with 20 big wins followed by his opponents asking “how long have I been asleep” zzzzzzzz’s…… Garcia’s biggest asset is no surprise to anyone, it’s his speed and his ability to change direction on his punches. Garcia’s path to win this is to mix up patience with controlled aggression and some feints. Garcia has to rack up the points early and move to make Haney desperate and than force Haney to come to him, which as sure as the doctor slapped yo mama when you were born, Haney will do if he is behind on points. If Garcia can pull that off, he will KO Haney, absent any outside interference. Garcia needs to learn to tuck his chin to avoid being knocked down and his one weakness is that he always goes straight back instead of off-lining to the right or left like he should. He needs to step right or left to stay in range and needs to pump that jab like he is playing that slots.

Both of these fighters, regardless of what is seen leading up to the fight, are good guys. The magnitude of this fight is getting to them but you have to realize that they are both young and they are both hungry and they both want to win. Too bad you can’t have two winners because I believe they both deserve a win but this is the hurt business not the heart business. You perform and then you extend your gratitude to your opponent. Let’s hope that they can keep it professional in there.

My prediction is that the best man will win, hopefully…. Most pros have Haney winning and he is the betting favorite, but there are a few that have Garcia pulling off the upset. Good luck to both.

BOXING PARODY

Ahhh… the great sport of boxing has become a parody. Before I tell you why I think that, let’s go over the history of prize fighting.

Boxing used to be a sport that was introduced by the Greeks. Before the mid-third century B.C., the ancient Greek Olympics were called the Hekatomboia. This festival involved the sacrifice of 100 oxen and attracted participants from all over Greece. The ancient Olympics were so successful that the Greeks created the Panhellenic Games, which were four games in four different city-states to honor different gods. The Olympics lasted nearly 1,000 years until they were outlawed in 393 CE by the Roman Emperor Theodosius I. However, they were revived again in 1896.

Boxing, or something similar, was represented in those games as people that had their hands wrapped in cloth fought… that was part of the games. As legend has it, Mikus Tysonious was the first ever champion, yeah that would have been pretty funny but the actual name of the person was Onomastus, which in Greek means famous, which I’m guessing was his fight name, a lot like the “Gypsy King”, because I can’t imagine that someone would just name their kid Famous. But it was Greece, so who the hell knows. Hey, did you see what Famous did, he wrote graffiti on the Temple of Hera. That Famous… always getting into trouble.

Boxing resurfaced in England in the early 16th century in the form of bare-knuckle boxing, sometimes referred to as prizefighting. Boxing was introduced in the United States in the late 1700s but began to take root there only about 1800. Irish immigrants are said to have introduced boxing to the United States as they migrated to the Northeast throughout the 1860s and 1870s with the first Heavyweight Champion being John L. Sullivan, the son of Irish immigrants, who was said later in life to become friends with an Irish guy named Bailey…. and he used his cream to get in shape for his fights. Bailey’s Irish Cream would eventually be the downfall of the Champion.

As the years went on we seen great champions come and go. Boxing was such an adored sport that one of the famous figures in history, Muhammad Ali, is world renowned. To be the heavyweight champion of the world brought a certain amount of prestige… most of the time. Now, boxing is losing its panache. With social media and everyone having a camera ready to shoot someone at their worst, these famous fighters are confronting things their predecessors didn’t have to. But the worst part of the situation is how technology can affect your performance. Boxing is no longer a sport that is determined on skill but on who has less baggage or is more liked by the “power company”. That electricity and wave particle duality or particle wave physics has more of an outcome to determine who wins a fight than the fighters themselves makes boxing a joke.

The fighters are aware of this and they constantly try to make their opponent into some kind of Bond villain in the hopes of not being affected by these outside entities. They would rather see their opponent be affected. It’s a sad state of affairs when sports is no longer sports but people trying to please an unknown master. I still watch boxing but only to see which of the two opponents is going to be affected. Being the best is no longer necessary, now you have to win popularity contests.

Thank God it wasn’t that way… at least not as much… in the days of Ali.

LOPEZ v. ORTIZ

What a fight ….. or maybe… where was the fight? I understand how everyone feels, Ortiz definitely had a game plan that offset Lopez’s best qualities. It was smart, slick and worthy of mention but a lot like Stevenson v. De Los Santos, it doesn’t make for the best fights. The reason why Lopez won a close fight that could have gone either way is because 1) he was already the Champion and you have to take the belt from the champion (as noted by allowing the champion to keep his or her belts in case of a draw), 2) Ortiz wasn’t overwhelmingly landing more shots than Lopez, he barely landed more and none were significant and 3) finally, because if you reward a close fight like that to the slick guy and not the guy that was pressing the action, you will end up killing boxing because viewers, not the hard core guys but the ones that watch it for the entertainment factor, will go to any other sport and not the track meet in a 20 foot square. While I became a fan of Ortiz and his skillful display, rudimentary fans that are watching for the first time may never watch again. That’s why, if you are going to make the stick and move your game plan, you better overwhelm statistically with punches landed, you have to leave no doubt….. and while that’s a sad fact….. it’s a fact nonetheless. Ultimately, this a business, and if you deliver fights like that night after night, boxing will die, and that’s why Ortiz lost. That being said, if Ortiz was the champion and he was defending his belt(s), he would have gotten the win.

That brings us to another perplexing situation, Lopez, for as good as he is, has one major flaw, almost all boxers do, he can’t handle movement. He needs to correct this. He should have stopped and forced the challenger to follow him. He is the champion and if no one lands a shot, he retains the belt. I mean, hell, the fight was about that boring anyway. Not as bad as Stevenson v De Los Santos, but close. Got to have a game plan for the guys that are not going to stand there and trade.

The right guy won…. but not because he won but because the other guy didn’t do enough to win…. if that makes sense. Boxing scoring is subjective as opposed to objective, that’s the correct phrasing, I looked it up to make sure, which means that unless a KO is achieved, the fight is left in the hands of judges who make a decision based on their experience and also what is best for the sport. I know, it sucks… but if boxing is to survive, you have to force the fights to be entertaining or at least, in cases where the fight is so tactical and technical, decisive. It has always been that way.

But if I was a matchmaker…. Teo Lopez vs. Conor Benn…. that would definitely be an all action fight and Benn, who is a top ten contender in a heavier division, assuming that he can make the 140 pound limit, would be coming down or Lopez can go up for one fight. That action packed fight would make up for this tactical fight. And since both fighters just fought 12 rounders, the time off would fit. May 4th is still open….

Anecdote

I was always the smartest person in a room by myself…. then my dog wandered in and it created a conundrum.

A person asked me what I think about the crisis in the middle east with all the warring… I try to stay neutral so I generally say that I don’t know what to say about the insurrection. It’s a thinker….

PRIME GOES PPV

Amazon Prime is getting into boxing and we’re all very (x)cited….. excited, I was trying to be cool there, I probably shouldn’t… we’re all very excited. After viewing 2023, I expect Amazon Prime to try and make their splash by upping last years mega fights. It’s starting this year by featuring one of the most exciting fighters in boxing. Tim Tszyu will be headlining against Keith Thurman…. no, that’s not right, is it? While I have a tremendous amount of respect for Keith “One Time” Thurman and what he did in his career, he has never fought at 154 before and he has lost a lot of his zip. His last fight against Mario Barrios, a really good fighter at 140, who gave Davis a good fight but was eventually Ko’ed by Gervonta, went the distance. Thurman has not gotten a stoppage since 2015 and he poses no threat to Tszyu, whatsoever. The co main event is Rolly Romero vs Pitbull Cruz, a good match up at 135 but there are so many 140 pound fighters that deserve a shot at the title that bringing someone up from 135 pounds, even as good as Isaac Cruz, should be illegal. The 140 pound division is the most stacked division in boxing right now. Lopez, Matias, Haney, Garcia, Taylor, Romero (he’s actually the guy fighting), Russell (probably the most avoided fighter in the division), Barboza, Barroso (yeah, that old guy that hits like two mules)… and the list goes on, that to bring someone up from 135 seems like a move to assure that the belt stays within PBC. Whatever happened last year, it doesn’t seem like it’s going to be duplicated this year. That being said, if this card goes over $30, I won’t be buying it. There’s not enough oooomph in it to make me waste more than that. The best fight on the card is Fundora vs Bohachuk. And that’s not even a title match. No… I hope PBC keeps it reasonable and gets a lot of viewers instead of outpricing themselves and getting limited viewership.

On that note, I hope it doesn’t become a trend that Champions start to look at the lower weights for title challengers. I can just see it now, Fury vs. Inoue…. What are these organizations doing sanctioning these fights. There’s people in that division that worked to get those shots and now you are just going to let these champions fight smaller fighters and call it a title defense. I think a rule needs to be imposed where if you want to fight for a belt at a certain weight class, you either have to have two fights in that weight class or you must beat a top ten contender in that division (unless you’re the champ at the lower division immediately under and moving up one weight class). This is exactly how promoters F**k up boxing. They keep the title shots in their promotions by moving guys in weight classes and then make these guys fight their grandmas. This is money hijacking… and not being fair to the integrity of the sport. These fighters should seek legal counsel and sue for breech of ethics…. that’s a thing right? Can’t just not let these other fighters that earned a shot not make money. If these promoters want to do this, then the belt organizations should force them to relinquish.

IS HAMAS A TERRORIST “GROUP”

Is Hamas a terrorist group? Some people are not going to like my answer but semantics matter. The definition of a terrorist group is:

A terrorist group is a political movement that uses terror as a weapon to achieve its goals. Synonyms of terrorist group include: 

  • FTO
  • Foreign terrorist organization
  • Terrorist organization

A group can be considered a terrorist group if it: 

  • Is from another country
  • Engages in terrorist acts
  • Has the ability and intent to engage in terrorism

The United Nations Security Council defines terrorist acts as: 

  • Criminal acts
  • Committed against civilians
  • With the intent to cause death or serious bodily injury
  • Taking of hostages
  • With the purpose to provoke a state of terror

Terrorism can take the form of: 

  • Explosive devices
  • Active shooter incidents
  • Biological, chemical, radiological/nuclear, or cyber attacks

Some types of terrorism include: 

Criminal, Psychic, War, Political, Revolutionary, Subrevolutionary, Establishment.

For the purpose of Executive Order 13268, “terrorism” is defined to be an activity that (1) involves a violent act or an act dangerous to human life, property, or infrastructure; and (2) appears to be intended to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, kidnapping, or hostage-taking.

Since Hamas is the political ruling party in Gaza and seems to be separate of the West Bank in political decision making, then no… Hamas is not a terrorist “group” but fall under the heading of a Terrorist State but that’s a matter of opinion that needs a consensus of the international community.

While some might disagree, it’s actually better for Israel that they are recognized not as a Terrorist “Group” but as a foreign country that invaded another country or even as a Terrorist State. In a war, civilian casualties are expected. In a terrorist attack by a group, there is no need for civilians to be killed even though it will happen when sympathizers of the Terrorist Group try and shield them or are forced to shield them. So they’re not a Terrorist Group but a Terrorist State, due to their remarks, that allows for Israel to protect themselves.

Obviously this is a personal opinion and I do not condone the killing of civilians in any situation but until countries find a way to have Iron Man capabilities, this is the unfortunate consequence. This is also what happens when a terrorist group, that’s a group of people that do not rule politically, are allowed to become a terrorist state, when they force the populous to vote for them and then eliminate voting altogether and they become the governing body of that country or state, and then decide to invade another country. Civilians get hurt and uncivil reverberations spread to other countries as people take sides.