AneCDOtA!

pinata

I get a phone call and the guy on the other line says “I’m going to dent your head like a pinata”. I respond “you are suppose to break pinatas” he says ” you know what I mean” I tell him “there’s candy inside. My three your old son broke the pinata on his second try. It’s like cray paper”. He says “fuck you”. I tell him “It’s basically soggy cardboard paper. If all you did is dent it then you might be a candidate for testosterone replacement therapy. Have you gotten yourself checked out.” He then hangs up, no thank you no appreciation. People are so rude, help them out and they just hang up on you.