You can’t control the masses, that’s what religion and governments are for. Jails and graves are for the uncontrollable.

 

When you let people dictate your reality then you have lost all sense of it.

Manny original

Fruits and vegetables are all fine and good but they should think about putting them in Twix bars so we would buy them.

Manny original

There’s nothing like having an Ace up your sleeve unless you have a sleeveless shirt.

Every image I have of heaven is a giant toga party.

Manny original

The most important muscle in your body is the heart, the only one that you can’t live with and the only that can be broken.

 

Microwave ovens are great for drying kids clothes, just remember to take the little man out before you do.

Imagine if you could make anything into an ATM Machine, my microwave would be spitting out hundreds.

X-rays are proof that deep inside we are all the same, minus the reason why you are taking the x-ray.

Manny original

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Laurence J. Peter