This guy with scoliosis came up to me and started yelling at me for parking in the handicap slot. I told  him, “don’t get bent out of shape about it.”

“Scoliosis, Where bent out of shape is a way of life”

-M. Lam-Paz, (a scoliosis survivor)

“My spine  can’t drink so I get drunk for it”

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”

Courage doesn’t mean not afraid, it means that you stand up for yourself, even though you are afraid and hurt.

“Coffee makes a body feel good…….and racy, makes your heart beat extra fast, makes you pee afterwards and then you want some more. It’s like sex in a cup”

“Everything in moderation, and there’s a perfect balance in this life if we can find it.”

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

-George Carlin

My resolution for the New Year is to change absolutely nothing, I made it easy for myself.

“DREAM THE DREAM YOU DREAM BECAUSE THEY CAN COME TRUE SOMEDAY” 

-E.D.L.P.