Television is awesome, it thinks for me, just like my wife.

Manny original

Waves come in many forms from light to to thunderstorms.

If you can control the way you lose than you can control the other guys victory.

Manny original

Being cocky only works when you have a task that has to get done at all costs and the odds are against you completing it.

Manny original

Football should be introduced to other sports. Take golf, it would be a lot much more fun seeing Tiger Woods try to tackle Phil Mickelson before he sinks that birdie while the caddie tried to stop him on the ninth.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

I never said most of the things I said.

“There is no one in the world just like you, the same goes for your friend.”

Recharging your batteries every night doesn’t mean sticking your big toe in a wall socket.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.