@ + neck + to bestow or express excessive love = Anecdote

I’m trying to print something out than this message pops up… Printer needs attention…. My first thought was “My wife built this”… And it just keeps blinking and saying… Printer needs attention… So, I start caressing it and holding it and telling it how special it is… still wouldn’t print anything out. So I started to pull down my pants when it said, I just need more paper.