I have been receiving many suggestions as to what I should do next, most of them concern my untimely demise by self actualization. I decided to chronicle these suggestions in what I am going to call my kick the bucket list:
- Hang yourself (an oldy but a goody)
- Shoot yourself (really messy for my beneficiaries to then clean up)
- Eat rat poison (lol, painful)
- Drink a bleach cocktail (Didn’t know how much vermouth to add so I decided against it)
- Jump off of my roof (I live in a ranch style home with 9 foot ceilings, probably only sprain an ankle)
- Shove my head up my ass and die (if it were possible, that would be a shitty way to die, the smell alone would make me vomit)
- slit my wrists (again the clean up afterwards)
- Head on collision with a dump truck (traffic would be a mess)
- One kind hearted person suggested that I just die of old age, then added or you can drown yourself, whichever I prefer.
People are great….