On January 6th 2021, something horrible happened, I lost my keys. It’s alright, I appreciate the concern, I ended finding them later. I’m kidding, there was a riot at the Capitol that saw several hundred people act like zombies going after their first meal, in this case law makers. The reason why is because these zombiefied momo’s thought that they had their rights taken away from them when the law makers certified now President Biden as the new or as we say in boxing when the champ is dethroned, “and the new” President of these not so United States of America Joseph “the Quiet Man” Biden Jr., all boxers have nicknames and that was a good movie. What made these people think that the election was BS, propaganda on the scale of Gerbels,…. wait, I’m being told it’s written Goebbels. That sounds nothing like Gerbels…. wait, I’m being told that’s the baby food guy and Goebbels was Hitler’s number 2 guy. Ahhh, now it makes sense, I was wondering why the nazi guy was allowed to sell us baby food. Putting that aside, Goebbels was Hitler’s propaganda guy, in charge of spreading fabrications to the public along with his tasty Apple Strawberry Banana baby food. Wait, I’m being told that it’s Gerber that sells baby food. Alright, this guy with his many aliases, was not a good person. His lies pretty much brain washed masses of people into believing untruths and he also ran the State media which they called news. They were allowed to call this news because, well, Grobel was in charge of the whole damn thing. Well, we are no longer in nazi Germany, not that we were before, I don’t think, but to have a show be labeled news, I believe should come with a standard, like facts, preferably, and not baby food bullshit, which I don’t think is one of the flavors but who knows back then when Gorebels was in charge.

I think, to prevent any further misunderstandings, and when I say misunderstandings I mean attempted coups and assassinations of our elected leaders,, any outlet, no matter how small, that labels themselves news, must in fact present the truth and if they do not do so, they must immediately amend their story to present the truth or face hefty fines and decertification of their name so they are not allowed to call themselves news but Gossip Girls. I think that’s fair. It would prevent any further hostilities and people similar to Goebbels… I was just told I finally got the name right, anymore Gerbels propaganda from corrupting the minds of zombies. They’re people too you know or they were. This should be a law. Seriously, propaganda is deteriorating our society and it is causing rifts in a democracy that Communist countries that have State run media can take advantage of. We need to be stern or maybe, in the not distant future, Goebbels will win election and convince us that elections are bullshit and he will be in charge forever.

I mean, there should be no reason for me to hear two different stories from two different news organizations if there is just one story. How can the facts differ so much? Was there or wasn’t there election fraud? If all news agencies say the same thing then either we should have all stormed the Capitol or none of us should have. This law should also incorporate law makers when it comes to facts, not opinions. If you want to unite the country you must first start reading the same book. It should be illegal, actually, I think it already is, to mislead the public into believing something that you have no conclusive proof or evidence of, so much as to create a danger that results in bodily harm. And no one should be exempt from this law, especially people with the loudest Bull(shit) horns.

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UPDATE: Since the raid on the Capitol, the country of Myanmar has successfully carried out a coup by saying that there was “election fraud”. There is no way to know for sure, but it comes on the heels of our election debacle, fiasco, catastrophe, blunder, embarrassment… pick an adjective…. which now seems that their coup might have been influenced by the greatest country on Earth acting like kindergarteners when the teacher leaves and forgets to put the cookies away. Chastising other countries on their election process is going to be a whole lot more difficult now and, as an added bonus, you unwittingly gave them, Venezuela, Myanmar and any country that rigs elections, fodder to throw our way.