frozen pancakes

Ever notice that kids are getting dumber as technology gets better. There they are, playing on their x-box, 23 years old, finishing their third year of high school and asking their mom where their pancakes are and why they are called pancakes, and when you try to tell them because they’re made on a pan, they say no they’re not, they’re made in the freezer inside a magic box that says Eggo. Put the box in the freezer and the next day you open the box and their they are.